AZKATAZ

Or you could just buy a UofA license plate.

CRAFTY

This future regretsy star wasted cash on a plate that she could have invested in Modge Podge and popsicle sticks.

JET97

In English: Jet 97

A quick google search tells us that Jet 97 might be an engine, a boat and the year it was produced,  or a crappy DJ with a MyFace page.  All make no sense and are inexcusable.  

BADBYTE

In English:  Bad Byte

Bad taste.  This was caught with about 5 or 6 other doozys in one, yes, ONE parking lot in Scottsdale.  I mean, really.  Bad byte?  Like this guy started the Geek Squad or something and sold it to Best Buy and now has enough money to buy a vanity plate?  I just want to shake this guy... hard.

U UV A

In English: U of A

This plate was spotted in Tucson, AZ, home of The University of Arizona also known as U of A.  Now, I did not graduate from UA but know a good many people who either have or are going to.  I am pretty sure they all can spell 'of'.  UA is home to the Ansel Adams photography archives, the Phoenix Mars Lander, and a killer Epidemiology program and I feel confident that every student, professor and staff member is horrified that a peer would write something so unintelligent on the ass of their car.

FIREOUT

In English:  GOLD STAR FOR FIREOUT!!  They managed to use words found in dictionaries.

I'm guessing, as I'm sure you are, gentle reader, that this person is a firefighter or fire detecter installer.  Cops, firefighters, paramedics, etc. all dig people knowing what they do for a living.  (It's a fact.  I've done research.)   If you want to brag, but the blue star symbol-thing decal on your car. 

BABYLOV

In English: Baby Love

Diana Ross couldn't get away with this horrific plate.  You and I both know that this lady is a biznitch.  It oozes from her plate.  Bleck.

SPAMGRL

In English: Spam Girl, Spa Manager L. (not as funny so we won't be addressing this suggestion)

The food?  The email junkmail?  Grrl or Girl?  We'll never know.

(Confession... if it's the food and a present from Spamgrl's college roommate who endured 4 years of spamwiches, then it's funny.  But ONLY if it's a gift.)

MINIUPS

In English:  Mini UPS?  Mini Ups?

Another case of driving and snapping, and at night, no less.  I sure hope this is the guy who invented UPS's kid and not the kiddie version of Up With People's bus.  OR could it be a play on the (truly embarrassing) phrase 'Big Ups' as in "Big ups for deciding not to waste your money on a vanity plate, Carl.  I knew you could resist the urge!"  Really dumb plate, any way you spin it.