3BBYMMA

Maternal pride or Flava Flav's car?

4 READN

But not, sadly, 4 spelln'.

TONTO5

In English: Tonto 5

Here it is once again, folks: another occurrence of someone picking an unoriginal plate, then adding a number to make theirs "different." Unless your family name is Tonto and you're the fifth son, god forbid, come up with something a little more clever, kemosabe.

BUFLO3

In English: Buffalo Three

This is the perfect example of the license plate rule- 

"There is no reason to get a vanity plate, but if you do, it should immediately decipherable and understandable."

They own three buffalos?  Maybe this guy produced the Nenah Cherry song 'Buffalo Stance' and this mini van is the third car he's been able to buy off the royalties?  Your guess is as good as mine.

JET97

In English: Jet 97

A quick google search tells us that Jet 97 might be an engine, a boat and the year it was produced,  or a crappy DJ with a MyFace page.  All make no sense and are inexcusable.