SNOOKI

You, my dear, R not Snooki. But sometimes that isn't a bad thing ...

DAHILLS

In English: Da Hills

In Proper English:  The Hills

My friend, Kylie, and I were driving north and she spotted this guy in the lane next to us.  She proclaimed the owner was a "Douche Nozzle."  I couldn't agree more.

BABYLOV

In English: Baby Love

Diana Ross couldn't get away with this horrific plate.  You and I both know that this lady is a biznitch.  It oozes from her plate.  Bleck.