N2TH8R

In English: Into theater

Plate Shame has noticed a disturbing trend of thespians announcing love for their craft on license plates. Combined with the "I'm a musician" license plate guard (holder? frame?), this packs quite an artistic wallop. If there were only some way to get LIK2DRA or ICNPNT on their somewhere as well...

KECH UM

In English: Catch them

It doesn't take a larger photo to guess that this license plate belongs to a man with a large pick-up truck. What exactly it is he wants to catch is the big question, but odds are it has antlers or a "Change" sticker on the bumper of its car.

420 BUY

In English: 420 buy

If I needed to buy some weed, and there was a parking lot full of cars to choose from, I would have tried this battered old van first, with or without the license plate. — From Jessica S.

THSPIAN

In English: Thespian

There is something vaguely odd about someone who gives their life to theater driving a gigantic SUV. Even worse is indicating their interest in their craft on the license plate of said SUV.

PICCOLA

In English:  Piccolo, Pick Cola

Misspelling Piccolo (Italian definition: Small) on the back of your Smartcar is legitimate jackass territory.  I hope this car belongs to the Shasta soda pop heirs.

XRSIZE

In English:  Exercise

Did Jazzercise earn you the cash to buy this heinous plate?  Do you think that seeing your plate will encourage me to work out?  I hope you get fat.

EYELUVU

In English:  I Love You

It shouldn't hurt to be a child, but it also shouldn't hurt to read.  Is this nimrod an eye doctor?  A children's eye doctor?  The mind boggles.

BADBYTE

In English:  Bad Byte

Bad taste.  This was caught with about 5 or 6 other doozys in one, yes, ONE parking lot in Scottsdale.  I mean, really.  Bad byte?  Like this guy started the Geek Squad or something and sold it to Best Buy and now has enough money to buy a vanity plate?  I just want to shake this guy... hard.

FIREOUT

In English:  GOLD STAR FOR FIREOUT!!  They managed to use words found in dictionaries.

I'm guessing, as I'm sure you are, gentle reader, that this person is a firefighter or fire detecter installer.  Cops, firefighters, paramedics, etc. all dig people knowing what they do for a living.  (It's a fact.  I've done research.)   If you want to brag, but the blue star symbol-thing decal on your car. 

B KPR

In English:  Bee Keeper

This person has a legitimate mental health excuse for buying a vanity plate.  He or she keeps bees.