DAHILLS

In English: Da Hills

In Proper English:  The Hills

My friend, Kylie, and I were driving north and she spotted this guy in the lane next to us.  She proclaimed the owner was a "Douche Nozzle."  I couldn't agree more.

MINIUPS

In English:  Mini UPS?  Mini Ups?

Another case of driving and snapping, and at night, no less.  I sure hope this is the guy who invented UPS's kid and not the kiddie version of Up With People's bus.  OR could it be a play on the (truly embarrassing) phrase 'Big Ups' as in "Big ups for deciding not to waste your money on a vanity plate, Carl.  I knew you could resist the urge!"  Really dumb plate, any way you spin it.

GNARRLY

In English: Gnarly

Note the mild fuzziness of this photograph and know that I took this while operating my own vehicle.  This makes me almost as stupid as a vanity license owner.  Almost.