JFAST

In English: J Fast

This photo was taken as I chased J Fast down the street.  He was going over the speed limit, but you probably guessed that from reading his super-awesome plate.  I was going over the speed limit too, but I am on a mission from God.

NONSTR8

In English: Non Straight 

You'll have to trust me on this one.

Before this post goes any further, I need to self identify as a card carrying gay rights activist.  Big time.  Love, love, love, support the gays.  That being said- get a rainbow sticker and donate your $50 plate fee to Wingspan!

JET97

In English: Jet 97

A quick google search tells us that Jet 97 might be an engine, a boat and the year it was produced,  or a crappy DJ with a MyFace page.  All make no sense and are inexcusable.  

U UV A

In English: U of A

This plate was spotted in Tucson, AZ, home of The University of Arizona also known as U of A.  Now, I did not graduate from UA but know a good many people who either have or are going to.  I am pretty sure they all can spell 'of'.  UA is home to the Ansel Adams photography archives, the Phoenix Mars Lander, and a killer Epidemiology program and I feel confident that every student, professor and staff member is horrified that a peer would write something so unintelligent on the ass of their car.

MINIUPS

In English:  Mini UPS?  Mini Ups?

Another case of driving and snapping, and at night, no less.  I sure hope this is the guy who invented UPS's kid and not the kiddie version of Up With People's bus.  OR could it be a play on the (truly embarrassing) phrase 'Big Ups' as in "Big ups for deciding not to waste your money on a vanity plate, Carl.  I knew you could resist the urge!"  Really dumb plate, any way you spin it.

GNARRLY

In English: Gnarly

Note the mild fuzziness of this photograph and know that I took this while operating my own vehicle.  This makes me almost as stupid as a vanity license owner.  Almost.