JFAST

In English: J Fast

This photo was taken as I chased J Fast down the street.  He was going over the speed limit, but you probably guessed that from reading his super-awesome plate.  I was going over the speed limit too, but I am on a mission from God.

MRS HERM

In English: Mrs. Herm

It's hard to tell in this picture, but there is a small dot after the s, avoiding any potential confrontation with people who want MR SHERM on their license plate.

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Folks!  You just read your first guest post!  That's right, you too can submit pictures you have taken.  Yes, there are photos on the interwebs of awful plates, but isn't it more fun to capture the monstrosity yourself?  It is.  Trust me.

FIREOUT

In English:  GOLD STAR FOR FIREOUT!!  They managed to use words found in dictionaries.

I'm guessing, as I'm sure you are, gentle reader, that this person is a firefighter or fire detecter installer.  Cops, firefighters, paramedics, etc. all dig people knowing what they do for a living.  (It's a fact.  I've done research.)   If you want to brag, but the blue star symbol-thing decal on your car.