YEA 4 DK

In English:  Yea for Dick OR Yea for Decay OR Yea for Donkey Kong OR Yea for Don King OR Yea for Donna Karan

I vote for Dick.

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Thank you to Nikki for submitting this amazing plate!

MRS HERM

In English: Mrs. Herm

It's hard to tell in this picture, but there is a small dot after the s, avoiding any potential confrontation with people who want MR SHERM on their license plate.

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Folks!  You just read your first guest post!  That's right, you too can submit pictures you have taken.  Yes, there are photos on the interwebs of awful plates, but isn't it more fun to capture the monstrosity yourself?  It is.  Trust me.

SCTRSAL

In English:  UNCLEAR

Theories include 'Scooter Sal' or 'Scooters All'.  Both are stupid.  [EDIT- 'Scat Resale' has also been suggested.  I love the idea that this BMW owner made their fortune in dung.]

Food for thought: If your vanity license plate is difficult to decipher, maybe it REALLY shouldn't exist.  Conclusion:  Scooter Sal is an IDT.