GETDUCK

In English: Get duck

Another fan of the fowls and another bad usage of the "Get (INSERT WORD HERE)" phenomenon. How about this: GETALIF.

EYELUVU

In English:  I Love You

It shouldn't hurt to be a child, but it also shouldn't hurt to read.  Is this nimrod an eye doctor?  A children's eye doctor?  The mind boggles.

BADBYTE

In English:  Bad Byte

Bad taste.  This was caught with about 5 or 6 other doozys in one, yes, ONE parking lot in Scottsdale.  I mean, really.  Bad byte?  Like this guy started the Geek Squad or something and sold it to Best Buy and now has enough money to buy a vanity plate?  I just want to shake this guy... hard.