HNDY14U

This guy and I don't have the same definition of "handy" or else I'd take him up on his offer when my husband's out of town.

HAIRSTL

Unfortunately, we don't have a picture of the driver. I'm just going to assume we've got a perm on our hands.

U ROCK2

Hey thanks. If I thought personalized plates rocked, that might be compliment.

HEY TI

Wyclef Jean's car.

ELOVED

When Eliza Doolittle forgets to finish her sentences. Who, Eliza? WHO?!

CANARY1

Putting your car's color on your plate is a classic personalizer move. It's not witty, it's not clever, and proves you probably laugh audibly at Kevin James movies. Lowest common denominator.

NPG GIRL

Your guess is as good as mine. I'm hoping it's Diamond or Pearl's car.

LYTNLUV

Hippie alert or early 90s female rapper fan?

SONG MKR

Taste MKR.

FLUID 1

Ew.

AZJEEPN

I love that this person paid cash money to restate what their plate and car ALREADY SAY.

INCHRGE

Of everything except for taste.

KSA(heart)USA

A true American. Happy 4th, all.

Sunday Sacrilege: GODRYNZ

Gizus Sayvs

INCHRGE

Of everything except for taste.

LADI DY

The best way to honor the people's princess is to misspell her name. Happy 50th, Diana!

B PAR 2

I don't know a lot about golf culture, but I hope putting your handicap on your plate gives the other club members permission to pee in your gas tank.

AZBLTFN

This person loves their state almost as much as they love bacon.

4R MOMA

Because Picasso, Warhol, Dali and Rothko all had personalized plates.

N2TH8R

This is one of the lesser known phrases that Shakespeare invented.

Sunday Sacril8ge: BLESSEDB

Lots of people don't realize that witches drive Camerys.

DR ALOHA

It goes without saying that this guy is insufferable, right? Can you imagine how terrible it would be to work in his hang loose, pseudo-surfer office?

DNTBDUM

Too late.

AZ GERL

Arizona ranked dumbest in the U.S.

3BBYMMA

Maternal pride or Flava Flav's car?

IM WORTH

Finish the damn sentence, twit.

Sunday Sacril8ge: 4GODS(hand)S

Welcome to our first weekly feature. Sunday is the Lord's day and, luckily, Americans want to show their faith in the most respectful and pious way possible, on their filthy, dented bumpers.

Celebrate all religions with us every Sunday at Plate Shame.

6GYNO57

The great thing about California is that this may NOT be a personalized plate. Some lucky bastard might have gotten GYNO purely by accident and, as today is my birthday, I'd like to think one day I'll be lucky enough to have a vagina related plate fall into my lap (so to speak.)

ASAPUMP

As A Pump?

A Sap Ump? "Stop yer drippin' Maple!"

1BGBY

Well, to be fair, if you can't walk you might gain weight.

BEAVRS

Why not VAGNAS?

GLANNY

What the hell is a glanny? If it doesn't mean anything to anyone but you, why put it on your car? Am I asking too many questions?

4 READN

But not, sadly, 4 spelln'.

T PANTS

Little known fact: T Pain's tailor lives in Oregon.

Guest post: DE ZYNR

This designer needs an editor. — From Kris L.

RLST8T

Damnit, they beat us to it. Next week we're ordering "WBSITE" and "INTRNT" as our personalized plates.

LVE4NOW

Only in California could an exhortation to make spur of the moment decisions be displayed on a $100 personalized license plate.

A PL8 SHM special delivery

NEGOT18

Pl8 Sh8m has a special place in its heart for bad "I'm a professional" license plates coming from people who probably should know better. Worst of all, how did they decided 1 is pronounced "Eee"?

THX2UGD

Jesus wept.

SNOOKI

You, my dear, R not Snooki. But sometimes that isn't a bad thing ...

AZKATAZ

Or you could just buy a UofA license plate.

LOVEART

Don't believe you. Sorry.

CRAFTY

This future regretsy star wasted cash on a plate that she could have invested in Modge Podge and popsicle sticks.

U ROCK2

I'm pretty sure your and my definition of what rocks might differ.

And we're back!

FOLKS! Did you realize that China doesn't have vanity license plates?! Well, we're back in the good old US of A after living abroad and have been delighted to discover that America hasn't turned it's back on personalized plates. We've collected doozies from our travels in various states and simply can't wait to share them with the internets.

Don't forget to start submitting again. Internet fame is worth it.