SNOOKI

You, my dear, R not Snooki. But sometimes that isn't a bad thing ...

GETDUCK

In English: Get duck

Another fan of the fowls and another bad usage of the "Get (INSERT WORD HERE)" phenomenon. How about this: GETALIF.

CANARY 1

In English: Canary One

Either this guy really loves his bird, or it's in reference to his yellow Porsche Carrera. Either way you look at it, it's nothing to Tweet home about.