NEGOT18

Pl8 Sh8m has a special place in its heart for bad "I'm a professional" license plates coming from people who probably should know better. Worst of all, how did they decided 1 is pronounced "Eee"?

OMNRVNA

In English: Om Nirvana

Gee, I feel like there are so many things wrong with this plate it's hard to know where to start.  I've actually had it since the very beginning of this here blog and it's had me stumped.  It was one of four or five plates we found in a single Scottsdale parking lot (EYELUVU and BADBYTE were it's neighbors.)  

Let's just ask this simple question- If you are so into Buddhism and being at peace with the universe, etc., etc., blah, blah, blah, what in holy hell made you think a personalized license plate would be the right way to spread the word??  My guess is this moron reached enlightenment by going to yoga class at Gold's Gym.  My other guess is that NIRVANA was taken by a superfan of the band and this plate's owner had to scramble to come up with an acceptable alternative, hence the added OM.  

Missy's Religious Tip of the Day:  Buddha doesn't give a rat's ass about personalized plates.

BADBYTE

In English:  Bad Byte

Bad taste.  This was caught with about 5 or 6 other doozys in one, yes, ONE parking lot in Scottsdale.  I mean, really.  Bad byte?  Like this guy started the Geek Squad or something and sold it to Best Buy and now has enough money to buy a vanity plate?  I just want to shake this guy... hard.