AZKATAZ

Or you could just buy a UofA license plate.

DAHILLS

In English: Da Hills

In Proper English:  The Hills

My friend, Kylie, and I were driving north and she spotted this guy in the lane next to us.  She proclaimed the owner was a "Douche Nozzle."  I couldn't agree more.

NATIGRL

In English:  Nati Girl

I went to the interwebs for this one and she's either a member of the Nebraska Association for Translators and Interpreters, helping gamblers at The North American Training Institute or from Cincinnati, OH.  I'm sure it's nice town filled with lovely people with dumb plates.