JFAST

In English: J Fast

This photo was taken as I chased J Fast down the street.  He was going over the speed limit, but you probably guessed that from reading his super-awesome plate.  I was going over the speed limit too, but I am on a mission from God.

XRSIZE

In English:  Exercise

Did Jazzercise earn you the cash to buy this heinous plate?  Do you think that seeing your plate will encourage me to work out?  I hope you get fat.