BEEMSTR

(From Greggy-B)

In English: Beemster, Bee Mister, Bee Master

We'll assume that this plate is referring to the fact that the car is a BMW, also known as a BEAMER. Unfortunately for our apiologist friend here, BEAMER must have already been taken. Second-choice tags - always a no-no.

JFAST

In English: J Fast

This photo was taken as I chased J Fast down the street.  He was going over the speed limit, but you probably guessed that from reading his super-awesome plate.  I was going over the speed limit too, but I am on a mission from God.

PICCOLA

In English:  Piccolo, Pick Cola

Misspelling Piccolo (Italian definition: Small) on the back of your Smartcar is legitimate jackass territory.  I hope this car belongs to the Shasta soda pop heirs.