THX2UGD

Jesus wept.

4GODS(HAND)S

In English: In God's Hands

He might have the whole world in them, but he might let you slip through his fingers... accidently, of course.

LVRLORD

In English: Love Our Lord

Plate Shame is never opposed to blatant shows of faith, but this one comes from the 'ILOVTOFU' book of plates that can easily be read as something else - in this case, "Lover Lord" - in a bid to bring more people to God. Now we don't doubt the romantic skills of this driver, but perhaps he should think before he personalizes.

OMNRVNA

In English: Om Nirvana

Gee, I feel like there are so many things wrong with this plate it's hard to know where to start.  I've actually had it since the very beginning of this here blog and it's had me stumped.  It was one of four or five plates we found in a single Scottsdale parking lot (EYELUVU and BADBYTE were it's neighbors.)  

Let's just ask this simple question- If you are so into Buddhism and being at peace with the universe, etc., etc., blah, blah, blah, what in holy hell made you think a personalized license plate would be the right way to spread the word??  My guess is this moron reached enlightenment by going to yoga class at Gold's Gym.  My other guess is that NIRVANA was taken by a superfan of the band and this plate's owner had to scramble to come up with an acceptable alternative, hence the added OM.  

Missy's Religious Tip of the Day:  Buddha doesn't give a rat's ass about personalized plates.